This is how I’m introducing myself from now on
Helleaueaughh
Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”
Bystander: “Wait, you-”
FB: “aAAAAHH”
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
i had this in my queue for FOUR years and i have waited patiently for it to post…. and now its here
ima just start bein horny on main i dont care anymore fuck blue lives
my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking
that first sip of coffee though
the precise moment when you can actually feel it touching your soul
i. can’t breathe.